**MY DAD SMILED AT THE TURKEY AND GAVE AWAY THE HOUSE I PAID FOR — THEN CALLED *ME* THE BAD OMEN. HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS ALREADY WAITING IN A LEATHER BAG DOWN THE HALL.**

At Christmas dinner, my dad said, ‘You paid off the $720,000 mortgage, but this house belongs to your sister.’ Since she was the ‘Real success story of the family,’ I smiled, ate another piece of cake, and decided that by New Year’s Eve, everyone would know whose name was actually on the paperwork.